As some of you may know, I've been dealing with chronic plantar fasciitis for some time now. It's why I created my "Bad Foot Bear" back in March. We've tried everything and there's just no way around it, I'm goin' under the knife.
How can you help? Well, I'm going to be laid up for a while, then on crutches, and generally feeling frustrated and sorry for myself. I could use some mood lifters. SO!
Got any good jokes (please keep 'em mostly clean), funny stories, or general goofiness to share? Please post them in the comments below.
Knowing what a creative group of people you are - I can't wait to see what you come up with. And please let me express my thanks here in advance. I hope to be up and running (literally) again soon!
I will trawl my memory banks for a good joke. In the mean time, take it easy during your recovery and I hope that surgery tomorrow goes well.
ReplyDeleteWishing & praying for you and for a speedy, speedy recovery. I've got a cute joke but it's probably too long to post here. (Do you want some emailed to you or not have you inbox flooded?)
ReplyDeleteTami - SURE! I'll have time to read it! If jokes are inappropriate for public viewing - or go on too long - you can email them to elizabeth at dulemba dot com. THANKS!!! :) e
ReplyDeleteAlways good for a laugh (or many, actually): xkcd.
ReplyDeleteAnd then, if you are feeling in desperate need... Joe Cocker (captioned). (If you aren't laughing 2 minutes in, you're probably taking too many painkillers).
Here's to a speedy recovery! Oh, Liver!
Greg - How did you know I'm a Joe Cocker fan? :)
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain! I wrestle with that condition as well and it is amazing just how painful it can be. I wish you luck tomorrow and a speedy recovery!
ReplyDeleteKnock, knock.
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Plantar.
Plantar who?
Plantar Fascitis.
Get lost!
(Okay, this is a way dumb joke! Hope your surgery is just thing to send your Plantar Fascitis packing!)
Love it Donny! THanks! :) e
ReplyDeleteA skeleton walks into a bar and orders a glass of beer and a mop.
ReplyDeleteI am just getting around to reading your post because I was laid up after foot surgery. I didn't have the same thing. I have bone spurs removed. I hope your recovery is going well.
ReplyDeleteOh! You too Cheryl! e
ReplyDeleteIt's painful to get plantar fasciitis. I haven't been in this situation before. However, I once went to the doctor to get my plantar wart removed, so I know it's really hurt. I hope you'll recover quickly :)
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