Oh no, they did not!!! Remember the Bigfoot story I talked about the other day?
Well, they thawed out the body today and what do you think they found buried in that block of ice? . . . a Gorilla suit!! Yup!! A bona fide GORILLA SUIT!!
Authorities are looking for the police officer involved to hand him his walkin' papers. He was on leave while recovering from a gunshot wound he acquired while breaking up a robbery at a local Krystal's. Apparently they can't find him right now.
I need a minute . . . .
Man, you just can't make this stuff up! Gads, this does not help my lovely state of Georgia shake off its stereotypes.