Librarian Action Figure!!!
Faster than a speeding book theif, able to leap tall bookshelves in a single bound... It's the Deluxe Librarian Action Figure! She comes complete with a bookshelf, computer, books, and the ever present finger of "Shhhhhh!!!!"
It's from the crazy novelty Archie McPhee company where you can also get Cat Eye glasses, and other action figures like Oscar Wilde, Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, you name it!