Update! OMG, I almost forgot to mention the Big Foot! Do you see him leaning against the shed there? Apparently, they can't make those things fast enough, and they make them up to twice as big as the one you can see in the photo. Farmers are placing them in their fields to scare off coyotes and such. As such, Big Foot sightings in York County have spiked - HAHAHA!!!!
We finally decided on the Love Bug to adorn our wee patio. It makes us happy!
P.S. - If you wonder about my 'non-stuff' lifestyle - there are three things we have allowed ourselves: books, art supplies, and art. Books and art supplies, because they have proven unavoidable; and art, because it brings us joy!